I can see their soul patches!

I work at a doctors office and last week I had to call a patient to let them know their medicine had come in the office. 

The patient’s husband answered the phone and I said I was calling for the patient and he says, “This is she the operation was successful!” “Just kidding I’ll get her”

I could hardly talk to the patient I was laughing so hard

tragicyouthwasgoingdownonme:

goldshirts-tightpants:

little-goose:

Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas

I mean really

I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.

Oh god no his face makes me so uncomfortable

that-one-girl-with-feels:

pokemonmasterkimba:

meehighmeelo:

flyernerd:

flyernerd:

I wanna do a senior prank where I smother my school in URLs.  Reblog this and I’ll put your URL somewhere in my school and if I can send you a pic.  Please, I want this to be epic

wow 5 whole notes, this is going to be legendary

i’m sending my disappointment through the internet.  please help

Hmmm… Just reblogging out of curiosity

OH HO HO

HM YES GOOD

speightdaysaweek:

Have you ever felt so strongly abut something that

i would learn which blogs fangirled me the hardest.

i would go anon and request graphics of myself.

i would have a low-key blog without my name on it and reblog gifs of myself critiquing my every move

i would troll the crap out of everyone.