evyang4president:

projectjk:

spiderwater:

Pizza Planet Truck

The yota never dies

word up. can’t say that about american cars.

(via manda)


deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

(via degreesofsilence)


heathyr:

can there be a celebrity punk’d thing where they get an interviewer on the red carpet who acts like they don’t know anyone there and is like “so… what are you in? sorry I don’t remember your name” to like leonardo dicaprio and all the big name stars just to see who is a douchebag about it or not

i’d enjoy seeing that

(via degreesofsilence)


methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

(via degreesofsilence)


holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

(via manda)



nightfirebullmastiffs:

country-girl-from-wisconsin:

i couldnt not reblog this

too cute

(via hotgrandma69)


tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(via manda)


abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(via degreesofsilence)


starhey:

hazeui:

omg its a gif that changes the number once everyday thats awesome :O

woahhhhh cool

starhey:

hazeui:

omg its a gif that changes the number once everyday thats awesome :O

woahhhhh cool

(via luce-xoxo)